extedges!!!!!!!

women and men of the world.
your prayers have been answered.
Edges is being extended one last time, to December 8th.

sorry i just have to wait a sec, i can’t think with all this cheering that i’m hearing.

i’m certain you’re all really glad about this, because all of you reading this blog are in the show, produce the show, (musical) direct the show, or play in the show.  or are Derrick Chua. 

do not miss your chance to see Edges.  i’m not sure how much more i can stress that point.  see the show.  just see it.  it’s amazing.  have you read the reviews?  everyone loves us.  and the guy that hates us hates us so much that he basically loves us.  there is absolutely no reason why you cannot come to see Edges.  you’re going feel so stupid when everyone around you is talking about Edges and singing Edges at their auditions and cabarets and talent shows and you won’t know what it is or where this amazing music came from.  and you’ll feel so stupid when me, jordan, eric, and gabi are hosting the Doras and you won’t know why we’re up there or where we came from, but the Edges fans in the crowd will be like, “those are the cool Edges kids, I’m so glad they’re hosting the Doras and that Sara isn’t speaking.”
avoid feeling stupid.  go see Edges.  you don’t have a lot of time left.  do it for Billy with one leg.  he wants to see Edges but can’t because Old Man Crocket didn’t give him his pay this week.  go see Edges for Billy and tell him about it and let him smile a million smiles through your experience at Edges. 
100% of ticket sales will be donated to the adorable puppy fund of Canada.  do you hate puppies?  Canadian puppies?  no one does, that’s riduculous.  come to Edges and support Canadian puppies.  adorable ones, not those hot dog ones or the little mice dogs.  and you’ll get a free puppy at Edges when you come to Edges.

i’m so excited to see you at Edges!
extedges!  tell the world.  the clock is tick-tocking.

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